It only occurs afterward that she never bothered to learn his name, never gave hers. Perhaps he knew her on reputation, the Monster of Denerim, deathly mercenary, but she doubt it from how he acted. Most people who know her reputation don't step into a fight with her.
Maybe he's just incurably stupid.
Whatever he is, she's true to her word when it suits. Waiting in the training yard, poleaxe ready, dressed in full armor, she waits. When she sees him, it's impossible to miss her expression brightening. "Oi! Horns! Get over here."
Maybe he's just incurably stupid.
Whatever he is, she's true to her word when it suits. Waiting in the training yard, poleaxe ready, dressed in full armor, she waits. When she sees him, it's impossible to miss her expression brightening. "Oi! Horns! Get over here."
"Jone of Denerim. 'The Monster', they call me." She dips low-- as low as her armor will let her-- into a mockery of a bow. "You ain't a Vint, right? Or a mage?"
She's looking him over with unveiled suspicion, trying to suss out what she's dealing with. It's only now occurred to her that there may be something undesirable under that armor. (If his face is fucked up, that's one thing. If he's a fucking Magister, he's not only unfuckable but a complete waste to mankind.)
She's looking him over with unveiled suspicion, trying to suss out what she's dealing with. It's only now occurred to her that there may be something undesirable under that armor. (If his face is fucked up, that's one thing. If he's a fucking Magister, he's not only unfuckable but a complete waste to mankind.)
"Oh, blimey, you're one of them Rifter twats." Yet there's obvious relief in his expression. He's clearly not a mage in all that sodding armor, and he's not a real magister, so everything that could be wrong with him, isn't.
And as much as she pokes fun at his potential appearance, it's more from a combative nature than genuine disgust. Potential disgust. Whatever, plenty of good folk haven't a nose.
She hefts up her poleaxe, smiling. "Well, let's see what kind of scrapping they teach in other worlds," she says, condescendingly.
And as much as she pokes fun at his potential appearance, it's more from a combative nature than genuine disgust. Potential disgust. Whatever, plenty of good folk haven't a nose.
She hefts up her poleaxe, smiling. "Well, let's see what kind of scrapping they teach in other worlds," she says, condescendingly.
There's that grin again, all excitement, almost pure in its joy. He called her a monster. Oh, he might be perfect.
The weapons he holds have almost as long a reach as hers, which is a fun new challenge. Generally, she has to work to wind up to this, get herself a bit battered before the reaver strength kicks in. But a slow start, especially when he's clearly not interested in fucking around, sounds a lot like a death sentence.
(Not really; she knows they're sparring. But the part of her that knows is small and gently hidden behind a wall of bloodlust.)
So her first salvo is to go low, trying to knock him from his current stance. She moves quickly, but the armor doesn't let her duck much. When she's dressed like this, she's used to aiming high, going for dragons and monsters. She'll have to compensate for the disadvantage or get swatted.
But, welll... a good blow to the head would really liven her up.
The weapons he holds have almost as long a reach as hers, which is a fun new challenge. Generally, she has to work to wind up to this, get herself a bit battered before the reaver strength kicks in. But a slow start, especially when he's clearly not interested in fucking around, sounds a lot like a death sentence.
(Not really; she knows they're sparring. But the part of her that knows is small and gently hidden behind a wall of bloodlust.)
So her first salvo is to go low, trying to knock him from his current stance. She moves quickly, but the armor doesn't let her duck much. When she's dressed like this, she's used to aiming high, going for dragons and monsters. She'll have to compensate for the disadvantage or get swatted.
But, welll... a good blow to the head would really liven her up.
She's not getting the blows she wants; he's cautious. A good fighter, perhaps a great one. Respect mingles with admiration, two things she's sure she'll never show him. People of quality, you have to push, or they'll end up yellow-bellied.
This is an old trick, from her younger days, and she's not too proud of it. She bites her tongue, and tastes blood. It's not much, but it's enough, along with the shove to the shoulder, to withstand the next blow. And that just doubles her strength.
Sure-footed, she surges forward, aiming the dull side of her blade for his throat. His armor doesn't have a bevor, so it will hurt if it lands, but it won't be deadly.
She hopes not, anyway.
This is an old trick, from her younger days, and she's not too proud of it. She bites her tongue, and tastes blood. It's not much, but it's enough, along with the shove to the shoulder, to withstand the next blow. And that just doubles her strength.
Sure-footed, she surges forward, aiming the dull side of her blade for his throat. His armor doesn't have a bevor, so it will hurt if it lands, but it won't be deadly.
She hopes not, anyway.
Jone is brute force, not quickness, not cleverness. The hit connects with exposed throat, and she makes a sound that could be confused with a choked laugh. Blood dribbles out of her mouth. She is at her worst, ugliest and most wild.
Once, being this creature made her insecure. Maybe it still does. What's important is how she deals with it, pinning her lack of beauty and grace in place with sharp words and hard actions.
"So, spring, then? Always loved a spring wedding, me."
Her next strike is all strength, all the pain in her focused to one point-- thrusting her poleaxe's point straight for the Gabranth's knee, trying to get at the joint, stop him bloody moving.
Once, being this creature made her insecure. Maybe it still does. What's important is how she deals with it, pinning her lack of beauty and grace in place with sharp words and hard actions.
"So, spring, then? Always loved a spring wedding, me."
Her next strike is all strength, all the pain in her focused to one point-- thrusting her poleaxe's point straight for the Gabranth's knee, trying to get at the joint, stop him bloody moving.
It hurts.
The heat, and the shock, and the terror. He'd said he was a magister, and she hadn't listened. Those swords connect into a proper fucking staff. He's a mage and he wants to kill her.
It's daft, but she'd always planned to go out for something a bit more glorious than a spar go wrong.
So she charges him. She can feel searing burns, feel her armor heating, the straps underneath beginning to buckle under the heat. She isn't rich enough to afford the fine stuff. A pauldron falls off, and she doesn't notice. The whole of her attention is focused on a fact she noticed before. No bevor. Short gorget. If she angles this right, she's pretty sure she can hit him in the throat.
Screaming with rage, mouth bloody, she surges forward for one final thrust, intending to catch his head between the dull side of her axe and the point at the top of the pole. "C'mon!"
The heat, and the shock, and the terror. He'd said he was a magister, and she hadn't listened. Those swords connect into a proper fucking staff. He's a mage and he wants to kill her.
It's daft, but she'd always planned to go out for something a bit more glorious than a spar go wrong.
So she charges him. She can feel searing burns, feel her armor heating, the straps underneath beginning to buckle under the heat. She isn't rich enough to afford the fine stuff. A pauldron falls off, and she doesn't notice. The whole of her attention is focused on a fact she noticed before. No bevor. Short gorget. If she angles this right, she's pretty sure she can hit him in the throat.
Screaming with rage, mouth bloody, she surges forward for one final thrust, intending to catch his head between the dull side of her axe and the point at the top of the pole. "C'mon!"
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"If you kill me," she says, voice harsh and throaty, "make it better than that."
She drops her weapon, fight apparently over. Snaps off her other pauldron, taking off her cuirass as well. Underneath is a worn, tired gambeson. There are burns underneath, but the worst seems to have been caught by metal and padding.
"Fuck me, I feel like a kicked ballbag. You want a drink?"
She drops her weapon, fight apparently over. Snaps off her other pauldron, taking off her cuirass as well. Underneath is a worn, tired gambeson. There are burns underneath, but the worst seems to have been caught by metal and padding.
"Fuck me, I feel like a kicked ballbag. You want a drink?"
There's more than one barrel of beer on the training grounds. It's not good stuff, low proof and more for room-temperature calories than it is getting soused. Still, it's something, and Jone doesn't have to go far to procure two mugs of the stuff.
She takes her armor back, letting it sit next to her on the ground. "You can't let folk know you're a mage like that. They'll have you in fetters, Gab."
She takes her armor back, letting it sit next to her on the ground. "You can't let folk know you're a mage like that. They'll have you in fetters, Gab."
"Oh, it has a place," she says with a sneer, "folk love healers. But even them get round up. Took my brother when he was twelve. Things're nicer now, but if you go around with killing magic?"
She looks at him, lukewarm beer at her lips. "Well, let's say I'll never get to see that pretty mug of yours."
She looks at him, lukewarm beer at her lips. "Well, let's say I'll never get to see that pretty mug of yours."
"Fuck if I know," Jone says with a roll of her shoulder. Fuck, that hurts.
Ignoring the smell of burning hair, she continues-- "Why reject something that- mate, you could've killed me if you'd tried a little harder."
Yet she leans closer to him, grinning at him. "That was bloody brilliant, by the way. Very sexy."
Ignoring the smell of burning hair, she continues-- "Why reject something that- mate, you could've killed me if you'd tried a little harder."
Yet she leans closer to him, grinning at him. "That was bloody brilliant, by the way. Very sexy."
Her face scrunches up, a bit. "I kill folk for money, mate. Who wants to meet up with that after two fucking decades? For all I know he's one of them plant mages, in touch with nature, and I rip the heads off dragons. Fuck."
She takes a long sip of the beer, eyes squeezed closed.
She takes a long sip of the beer, eyes squeezed closed.


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